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THE RIVALRY EXHIBIT 03

DROGO BUBBAvs.LLAMA

Some conflicts cannot be
resolved diplomatically.

Drogo Bubba faces a stuffed llama in a patterned hat, nose to nose on the floor of the Residence.
THE RESIDENCE / A DISPUTED ENCOUNTER01 OF 01

DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS: SUSPENDED

Examine the record
01 THE TALE OF THE TAPEFACTS AS ESTABLISHED

Two parties.
No common ground.

01

Drogo Bubba

08

YEARS OF ENFORCEMENT

Classification
English Bulldog
Division
Heavyweight
Age
8
Primary weapons
Leverage, persistence, intimidation
Tactical preference
Direct engagement
Known weakness
Snacks
02

Llama

?

AGE NOT DISCLOSED

Classification
Stuffed Llama
Division
Undetermined
Age
Unknown
Reach
Significant
Mobility
None observed
Tactical preference
Psychological warfare
Record
Undefeated by reason of immobility

One is an English Bulldog. The other is a llama.
Neither has demonstrated an interest in de-escalation.

02 FIGHTER PROFILESTHE PARTIES INVOLVED

Fighter profiles

Drogo gives a deeply unimpressed sideways look, his head held above a soft blanket.
FIG. 01 — THE PRINCIPAL COMBATANT

DROGO BUBBA / THE HOME CORNER

THE
PRINCIPAL.

Eight years of territorial enforcement, household governance, and highly selective diplomacy.

JURISDICTION

The entire Residence.

LLAMA / THE OTHER CORNER

THE
OPPOSITION.

Motives remain unclear.
Cooperation has not been forthcoming.

STATEMENT TO THE PRESS

No response.

Detail of the stuffed llama, in its patterned hat, from the supplied confrontation photograph.
FIG. 02 — DETAIL FROM THE EVIDENCE
03 THE INCIDENTPHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

THE
INCIDENT.

What began as a territorial disagreement developed rapidly.

Drogo Bubba faces a stuffed llama in a patterned hat, nose to nose on the floor of the Residence.
EXHIBIT A — THE STANDOFFSUBMITTED WITHOUT FURTHER COMMENT
Location
The Residence
Witnesses
Several
Provocation
Disputed
De-escalation
Unsuccessful
04 OFFICIAL RECORDFILE REMAINS OPEN

OFFICIAL RESULT

NO FORMAL
SURRENDER
WAS RECEIVED.

Proceedings concluded without resolution.
Furniture sustained minor losses.

CURRENT STATUS

Diplomatic relations
remain suspended.

05 VISITOR VERDICTTHE RECORD IS CONTESTED

THE OFFICIAL POSITION IS UNCHANGED.

Who
won?

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